Karla|15|Princess
~This is my blog~
Obsessed with Disney,Shrek,and kittens.
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babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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erectedirwin:

calumdamn:

let’s play a game called who looks cuter

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i just punched myself in the face

drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

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alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler
  • robot: i don't understand. what is... love?
  • scientist: oh... well. i. love is-
  • robot: ahahaha i'm just fucking with you. anyway i found some cool swords online i want you to buy for me

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

  • Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
  • Me: Yes

uchiigatana:

im already hard

tanpom:

getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed

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