Who the hell thought of this?
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
Autumn, the most beautiful time of the year. Except that in San Antonio it’s always just been hot. It’ll be interesting to see what Dallas is like in the Fall.
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
where did noah keep his bees
IN THE ARK HIVES
Get the fuck away from me right now
Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know